Yesterday there was a giant spider found in paisley. Locals fled screaming like little girls when they seen the arachnid.

 

 

The local council took immediate action to get the situation under control by deploying there highly over paid staff to get a very large slipper manufactured with no expense spared so as to rid paisley of the terror.

Using a Crane and very little skill they beat the tremendous beast with the giant slipper.

 

 

The spider was forced into an empted storage bunker where it was then shipped to Edinburgh zoo and is now being displayed for all to see.

Local zoologist says that they have seen bigger but it’s still a mediocre specimen.

 

 

Local council has stated that rent and council tax are being increased due to the cost of making the giant slipper.